A Story About a Gunshot Wound

A TRUE STORY!

How’s this for a gunshot survivor…

Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and
with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One
customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked
over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open, and she looked
very strange.

He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in
the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were
locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough
hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be
irrelevant.